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Name: Alex
Country: United States
State: Maryland
Metro: Baltimore
Birthday: 1/25/1985
Gender: Male
Interests: People, discovering the Truth in things, and by that I refer to the fact that God (Jesus) is Ruler of the Universe, so He has a lot to do with everything. Art and the power of it, politics, and anything atheletic period. I also take an interest in changing the world. ;) So listen carefully, I want to blow your mind and take it to a whole new level...
Expertise: Updates on world events, socking the truth to both those who want to and who don't want to hear it, changing the world through a worldwide network of truth, exposing the lies told by those who have been deceiving the public, harnessing the imagination (heh heh)
Occupation: Student
Industry: Media
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AIM:  Commonexs
MSN: Stuntmasterex
Yahoo:  Blingexis
Member Since:
6/21/2005
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| Alright, I've been working on getting things up and running at least in
the blog. I had to put the radio show on temporary hold because of so
much going on this semester. Rest assured it will be in the works next
semester.
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| Variety talk will start soon
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| An update is coming soon. Crazy things are afoot in our world! | | |
| Well folks, thank ya fer steppin' by to read me blog! No Sincerely, I do thank you!
Alright, so I was checking my email the other day, and I saw
something rather peculiar. My brother had sent me an email with the
heading " This is Crazy!!" Now I didnt quite know what to expect, but I
thought, " Heck, what could be so crazy?" So I clicked that bad boy and
low and behold the following story splashes onto my screen, and as I
read, a bewildered/amused grin spread across my face:
MISSIONS
Teen seeks missions assignment where women don't wear clothes 
INDIANAPOLIS — Billy Pratt, 17, of Shafter Community Church is seeking
a short-term missions trip to any locale where women hang around naked.
"There are definitely places in the world where people just don't wear
clothes," he says, perched on his bed at his parents' house. Pratt
hasn't told his pastor about his criterion, but he has researched
locations extensively on the internet. He adds that if teen boys could
work in a place where they were surrounded by "tons and tons of boobs"
the ranks of missionaries would swell.
"I don't know why they don't publish this stuff," he says.
For his part, Pratt hopes his church will send him on an exploratory
trip to remote Brazil and perhaps the French Riviera — "wherever
unclothed people need to hear the gospel," he says. He is collecting
Bibles to give away, and bought two dozen memory cards for his digital
camera. He expects to garner financial support from boys his age who,
in exchange for their donation, would receive the password to Pratt's
web site which will include video updates and a slide show of his work
there.
He feels called to return to these locations three or four times a
year, and he hopes his church sees the urgency of sending him.
"I have a meeting with the pastor next week," he says. "We'll see how it goes."
MY RESPONSE
Now, er....I don't know about you, but there's something that doesn't
quite cut the cake with this um..."interesting" story. Oh sure, the
"strapping" young teen with raging harmones (understatement of the
century) would like to go to the mission field, ie.. the beautiful
French Rivera! Oooh! But wait a sec, to see naked natives walking
around? Talk about missing the freaking point!!  Argh,
it's a sad day when little snot-nosed boys like Billy Boy here actually
feel justified in their "spiritually" enlightening pursuits. Boy, isn't
he Mr. Obvious when he states "There are definitely places in the world where people just don't wear
clothes." Well no duh you scroney little pervert! And I bet they don't wear shoes either! Imagine that!
Let me break this down into simple terms. I would seriously hope
missionaries didn't go to those oh so remote parts of the world so that
they can see some native cleavage! I mean come on now! Next, people are
going to be asking if they can be sent half way around the world to
find a mate so they can "preach" the Gospel! The only Gospel they would
be preaching is how much they could use a wife! Our reason for going
into the world is to PREACH the Gospel! Not to buy 50 million memory
cards for our digicam so we can show all of our prepubescent friends
that we snapped some killer shots of some naked natives. Needless to
say, this kid is way off point, and I doubt very highly that God is
smiling down from Heaven at such a good "deed" he is doing.  Word
of advice Billy boy, find something more constructive to do with your
time and get a life. The kingdom won't be furthured as a result of
anything your spiritually weak mind can concoct! I tell ya, reading
stories like this makes me wonder if the great falling away has already
begun... What a sick day in age we live in.
Any input from you out there? Do you find this article interesting? Send away!
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